Put Your Ego At Ease in Times of Emergency

A Gas mask is to keep you safe in poor air environments, allowing you to breathe and see clearly and basically save your life. But they can often be very ugly and your ego may take offense to this. But you no longer need to worry as there is now a solution for the rich. Designer bloody Gas Mask!
What can I say!
The task at hand is bigger than previously thought. We indigo children have been incarnated in this time to help guide the world out of it’s blindness to the wondrous beings they truly are to a time of peace on earth. However I now question whether we will achieve this, with the discovery of this awful product. Yes it will save some rich persons life, but what it stands for is completely ludicrous! Imagine a situation where a gas mask is needed and then tell me what type of person will have the need to wear a designer gas mask as a regular gas mask is just too hideous to wear? Well I’m guessing there are plenty of poor miss-guided soles out there that will be buying this. I just hope that they will some day wake up to what really matters in life and discard all the superficial crap they currently deem as important (Like designer gas masks).
You’ve got to be kidding me! No I’m not, we now have designer gas masks for the super rich. Manufacturer labels point to, using in diamond plated bomb shelters with matching bomb vests. We have officially gone mad as a society, planning for the worst, whilst making room for our miss-educated ego’s. We’ll I hope, if the worst does happen and you witness all those dying poor people without gas masks and the middle class with their mediocre non-designer gas masks you will feel a sense of pride in your choice in facial accessory.



[Via Geekologie]