A Bed For The Super Paranoid

If you exhibit some of the following characteristics, then this bed might allow you to finally get some sleep:
- Fear from burglars
- Fear of animals
- Fear of the air running out
- Fear of pollution
- Fear of getting attacked
- Fear of getting shot
- Fear of sleeping without a CD player
- Fear of sleeping without a TV
- Fear of sleeping without a computer
- Fear of being left without food for 5 minutes
- Fear of not being able to nuke little animals in the microwave
- Fear of not being able to sleep without a mobile phone
- Fear of a bio-logical or chemical attack
- Fear of not hearing the smoke detector whilst asleep
- Pure Laziness and reluctance to get out of bed to use the toilet
If you display any, or many of these signs, then I would suggest seeing a shrink before you top yourself.
If you’ve already tried and caused them to commit suicide, then I would recommend getting yourself one of these beds/nuclear bunkers. It is essentially a nuclear bunker that is the size of your bed. So if you are more paranoid than Britney Spears is of a full head of hair, click the link bellow to find out how to get yourself one.


