A Bed For The Super Paranoid

bed A Bed For The Super Paranoid

If you exhibit some of the following characteristics, then this bed might allow you to finally get some sleep:

  • Fear from burglars
  • Fear of animals
  • Fear of the air running out
  • Fear of pollution
  • Fear of getting attacked
  • Fear of getting shot
  • Fear of sleeping without a CD player
  • Fear of sleeping without a TV
  • Fear of sleeping without a computer
  • Fear of being left without food for 5 minutes
  • Fear of not being able to nuke little animals in the microwave
  • Fear of not being able to sleep without a mobile phone
  • Fear of a bio-logical or chemical attack
  • Fear of not hearing the smoke detector whilst asleep
  • Pure Laziness and reluctance to get out of bed to use the toilet

If you display any, or many of these signs, then I would suggest seeing a shrink before you top yourself.

If you’ve already tried and caused them to commit suicide, then I would recommend getting yourself one of these beds/nuclear bunkers. It is essentially a nuclear bunker that is the size of your bed. So if you are more paranoid than Britney Spears is of a full head of hair, click the link bellow to find out how to get yourself one.

[Product Page G Sleeper via Gizmodo]

 A Bed For The Super Paranoid

Cuba Invasion Not Over, Mobile Phones Want A Piece Of The Action

cuba-mobile Cuba Invasion Not Over, Mobile Phones Want A Piece Of The Action

We reported last month on how since the fall of Castro, Cuba has begun to see a wave of electrical products and consumables beginning to be allowed into the country, after years of restrictions including DVD players and computers. But now, the humble Cell phone is to make an appearance as a legitimate item of sale in Cub, cementing the electrical invasion of Cuba as near enough complete.

The cell phone, is arguably one of the most harmful of products to begin it’s invasion. With still yet un-concluded research having been done on the effects upon the human brain. Not only the physical effects but also the sociological effects are a main downside to the public release of mobiles. I only hope the Cuban people are strong in there morals and traditional values and do not feel the need to change as a result of this influx. Which ultimately could lead to mass materialism, which ends up leading to detachment and unhappiness.

Wait and see hey, only time will tell how this pans out.

 Cuba Invasion Not Over, Mobile Phones Want A Piece Of The Action